Heidi Montag Massages her Big Tits

If looking at Heidi Montag and her brand new massive tits wasn't enough to make your man meat as hard as a telephone pole, the star of The Hills now has new ways to achieve exactly that.

How? By informing us that she is fond of self-given breast massages. Heidi Montag just posted on her Twitter account: "Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft."

I wonder how long it takes her to massage her boobs. If we are to judge by their size, I'd say that takes a long, long time...